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By Joseph L. Bishop

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This ebook is “for the Birds”. it really is their solution to the Lion King and the watery look for the fish named Nemo. Birds acquire loads of background in view that they fly world wide. they aren't constrained to the land because the Lion King nor the the Fish restricted to the water. They gather details written at the partitions of darkish caves by way of the mouse disguised as a fowl, the Bat, they gather nautical info from Sea Gulls, they usually were identified to to extract info from the hardest individual via squeezing it from him/her whilst hung round his/her neck as an Albatross.

If there are any grammatical blunders during this ebook, they're a result of strict one-to-one translation of the data the writer gathered from the normal chirping Birds and those that speak, squawk and quack resembling Parrots, Crows and geese. additionally, mistakes could have happened whilst the Birds accumulated details written in “Ebonics” and that details was once translated through the Secretary chicken into “Ebirdnics”, the common language of the Birds.

Draft models of this ebook have existed at quite a few occasions, and the Covers of these draft types were incorporated during this booklet.

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