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By Adam Lewis Schroeder

When widowed father and replacement instructor Peter Giller leads an eleventh-grade type on a box journey to a plastics manufacturing unit, he thinks the worst that can ensue is that the guardian volunteers won’t appear (they don’t), the youngsters may be impolite (they are) or the loose lunch may be negative (it is).

A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious purple goo and “the worst which can ensue” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. initially, the goo’s unusual unwanted side effects are light: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable longing for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s hands commence falling off, his scholars disregard easy methods to learn, nobody has to pee—ever—and empathy for human agony plummets, specially if an individual will get among them and their bacon.

Peter can’t work out what’s happening—surely he’s no longer a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a automobile and anticipate his reattached palms the ways that he isn't a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, now not brains. yet general humans don’t placed their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or think about biting off ears. Peter’s certainly no longer healthy to be round his kids, and his partner's mother “temporarily” adopts them.

Peter’s young children are all he has left, and he’ll do whatever to be with them back. He races around the kingdom in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cure—if it exists—to his frightening situation. All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.

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