By Adam Lewis Schroeder
A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious purple goo and the worst which can ensue” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. initially, the goo’s unusual unwanted side effects are light: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable longing for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s hands commence falling off, his scholars disregard easy methods to learn, nobody has to peeeverand empathy for human agony plummets, specially if an individual will get among them and their bacon.
Peter can’t work out what’s happeningsurely he’s no longer a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a automobile and anticipate his reattached palms the ways that he isn't a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, now not brains. yet general humans don’t placed their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or think about biting off ears. Peter’s certainly no longer healthy to be round his kids, and his partner's mother temporarily” adopts them.
Peter’s young children are all he has left, and he’ll do whatever to be with them back. He races around the kingdom in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cureif it existsto his frightening situation. All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.
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